[Actu calme] Le nom complet du jeu Burrito Galaxy ne tient pas dans le titre

Je n’ai pas grand-chose à dire. J’ai même abandonné l’idée de vous traduire la description officielle en CAPS LOCK de la page Greenlight du jeu.

Mais je vous la mets quand même. gl;hf

// WARNING! : THIS GAME HAS NO GUNS, BLOOD, OR ZOMBIES, THEREFOR IS NOT A REAL GAME

GRAB UR BURRITO N SUIT UP, ITS TIME TO BEAN IT UP!

SLAP, BURP, AND SWACK YOUR WAY THROUGH COUPLES OF PUZZLES, SOME OF DUNGEONS AND TWO OF BOSS.

BECOME GUAC – THE FIRST FEMALE BEAN COMMANDER IN BURRITO GALAXY – AND DELIVER THE INTERSTELLAR BEAN PAYLOAD!

EXPLORE ALIEN PLANET WHERE IN PIRATES HAVE TAKEN YOUR BEAN CORE.

HOW WILL GUAC DELIVER THE BEANS NOW!?

FEATURES –
GROOVY COOL TUNES
WIGGITY WACK HAND DRAW ART
SUPER SWAG ITEMS AND COMBAT
TOTALLY TOOBULAR CONVERSATION WITH ALIENS AND HIDDEN RAPPER GIRL
IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? CAN YOU ASCEND YOUR MORTAL HUSK AND LEAVE BEHIND THIS WASTE OF A LIFE IN PURSUIT OF HIGHER BURRITOS?

Voilà, des bisous et bonne année.